I had a pleasant half an hour of laughing before I fell asleep yesterday. BBC showed a random programme called 'The Grumpy Guide to Romance', people talking about their (not quite so rosy) views on romance. A few remarks are worth quoting I think.
On how to score with a woman: All they want is for you to listen. But in fact, you only have to nod and then, as soon as she has finished say: 'I think we need to talk...', with an understanding look.
And, logically, how to score with a man: "All you have to do really is find a way to stroke a man's ego".
This man had a concern for his bed partner who apparently had read everything there is on how to please him: "Can we not just get on with it and, you know, maybe order a curry or something".
And finally, "romance lasts until the first time your partner breaks wind". The person then went on to condemn en suite loos.
Sad but true? Comment! So long people!
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